Y.O.L.O.

Fourtunately for me, I was born with more than half a brain. I will never understand why some people behave the way they do. I'm young so I can understand it's important to be current, but sometimes, that extra mile is a mile too far. For instance, buying the same thing FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES because of the new technologies it's supposed to have attached to it. "Oh I'm gonna buy the the iPad60 because iPads 1-59 don't have the  high resolution this new one does". *Facepalms* Really people, resolution is only important to ACTUAL cameras because that is only time it's noticeable. If you take a selfie with your Instagram app you cannot tell the resolution from the revolution. Just saying. Another ridiculous thing I can't understand, wearing boots with shorts and beanies...*breathes deeply* WHAT SEASON ARE YOU DRESSING FOR??!!! Pick one. Why does seeing people who dress like that make me feel like it's Snowing on top of a bed of lilacs that are sprouting in from underneath the sand at Myrtle Beach. Do not confuse me. I have to say though none of those things anger me as much as the fact there are acronyms for E V E R Y T H I N G now. Seriously people, I was okay with "lol  "brb" "fml" and "smh" for the simple fact that typing those phrases completely would take up another thirty seconds of my life that I'm not willing to just give away. That being said, people are just being extra, they have  created acronyms to replace other  acronyms. RIP to "lol" it's all about "ctfu" now. Ummm idk about the rest of you people but I thought the idea was to SHORTEN not ELONGATE. The "ctfu" (cracking the fuck up) is a metaphorical bitch slap to LOL because there's an extra word. Which to me defeats the purpose all together. And of course there is the beloved Y.O.L.O which women and men alike use as an excuse to be mindless, promiscuous degenerate clones of one another. Making life altering decisions that are all essentially going to ruin them in the long run. But YOLO right? You only live once, no no no people get it together.  Nowadays, it's more fitting for You Only Lack Originality. Sheesh.